Friday, May 1, 2009
Being Noticed!
This week I have noticed my double digit kids are starting to notice me! I have gone for years without any recognition from the way I look! So I hear this week-my boobs are starting to sag...I might need to go buy a new bra or if I would just exercise that would help....It looks like I might be getting a double chin and I really really need to shave my legs! Those lines on my stomach are disgusting! Some gray hair is starting to show around my ears! I have a new wrinkle and I need to go get some new clothes! Brutally honest! If they only knew what this body looked like before them!
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Sometimes it's better when they were younger and couldn't TALK ;-) ... when they get a bit older they will just give you a look (you know, they same one you gave them when they were younger when they simply turned around, went back to their room and changed?) ... and you will turn around, go back to your room and change! (or just stay that way and tell them it's you mission in life to embarrass them ;-)
(I really should check my spelling and grammar before I post!)
Ouch! For what it's worth, I think you look pretty good!
hilarious.
Gretchen, you're awesome.
Oh man! That is brutal!Just get a new bra, dye your hair, and don't worry about the rest :)
LOL! OH my, now you have a bit of a dose of what it is like to be Dash's mother.
At least you know your children feel comfortable enough with you to open and honest...?! Then again hopefully they didn't tell you when the missionaries were over for dinner or you had other guests over. That is when my 4th child always decided that he needed an answer right now.
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